| Gale: | Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me |
|---|---|
| Katniss: | Gale, stop- |
| Gale: | Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me |
| Katniss: | Just- |
| Gale: | DON'T CHA |
| Katniss: | Pleas- |
| Gale: | DON'T CHA |
| Peeta: | Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me |
| Katniss: | Oh god not you too- |
| Peeta: | Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me |
| Katniss: | Peeta- |
| Peeta: | DON'T CHA |
| Katniss: | Make it stop- |
| Peeta: | DON'T CHA |
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
(Source: retardedwhisperer)
talking smack at the barn
I have been a student volunteer at the barn that i ride at for about a year and a half so ive gotten to know the owner pretty well. Last saturday while i was cleaning some bridles I over heard the owner talking to the woman that was going to let me lease her gorgeous 6 year old gelding. She asked him if she and i could show together in June, and he said that i was only 14 years old and i wasnt mature enough!!! Okay lets get something straight….. I am 16 years old and way more mature than most other people my age!! Obviously more mature than him, if hes talking shit about me and im 15 feet away. And then he has the audacity to come up to me after and say that i should think about buying/leasing a horse and showing!! honestly what kind of a bastard does this shit!? Now the woman might not let me lease her horse and that was all that i had to look forward to this summer!!! FML!!
(via haymitchsemptybottle)
(Source: searchinginthedarkforever)
(Source: queen4hismajesty, via vintagexequestrian)
(Source: horsegirlproblems, via thesoundsofthunder)
Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.
(Source: livelaughtumbl, via allingoodtimes)
(via equinefeather)





24038






