Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop-
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh god not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA

When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee

theepichumor:

You’re like:

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But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

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After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

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But then you make it in time so you’re like

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http://goo.gl/eRtGF

(Source: retardedwhisperer)

3 days ago - 56819

talking smack at the barn

I have been a student volunteer at the barn that i ride at for about a year and a half so ive gotten to know the owner pretty well. Last saturday while i was cleaning some bridles I  over heard the owner talking to the woman that was going to let me lease her gorgeous 6 year old gelding. She asked him if she and i could show together in June, and he said that i was only 14 years old and i wasnt mature enough!!! Okay lets get something straight….. I am 16 years old and way more mature than most other people my age!! Obviously more mature than him, if hes talking shit about me and im 15 feet away.  And then he has the audacity to come up to me after and say that i should think about buying/leasing a horse and showing!! honestly what kind of a bastard does this shit!? Now the woman might not let me lease her horse and that was all that i had to look forward to this summer!!! FML!! 

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